So I was going to my local pawnshop to find MLP:FiM DVD,but I is not find any,so I is sad.But then shop owner gave me VHS called MLP:FiM Lost Episode.Cover was covered in hyperrealistic blood,but I is not scare,so I buy.Intro was normal,except for one second where everything was covered in blood,but is not normal blood,no.Is SUPAH HYPURREALISTC BLUD OF DEATH.Also were words "You can't escap"and 666.I was spooped.Title of episode was Goodbye Twilight.Episode began with Twilight in room,but her eyes were hyperrealistic and bludshot and bleeding,and it was SO SCAREEE.Then most of episode was static,but I saw clips of Twilight killing her friends,as hyperrealistic blood splattered everywhere.Also there was footage of 9/11.Then Twilight killed herself with machine gun,but then she came back to life,and hyperrealistic blood came out of her nose."I will kill you Jeremy!"she said,in demonic voice.ZOMG,HOW DID SHE KNOW MY NAEM!?Then she popped out and try to kil me,but I murder her with an ice cream scooper.But then she turned giant and became a spooky scary skeleton.Then a helicopter flew in with soldiers,but Twilight eat them.Then Shrek popped out and they had epic battle.Slenderman and Jeff the Killer and Sonic.EXE and Tails Doll and Laughing Jack tried to kil me,but I was saved by Donald Trump,who built a wall over them.Then Dirty Harry and Mario came in.Harry shot Eyeless Jack,while Mario used the power of the Infinity Emeralds to destroy Plankton's army of Storm Troopers.Then Hulk,Batman,Solid Snake,Cool Cat,and Ron Weasley came in to fight Darth Vader piloting Mechagodzilla.One of Mechagodzilla's lasers shot me and blew me to Poland,where werewolf tried to eat me,but luckily Super Why and Michelangelo from TMNT saved me and escorted me to a 🅱️-17 Bomber,as I saw Master Chief and a random anteater-shrimp hybrid killed legions of alien vampire butter monsters from Ganymede and Angry Joe,Spongebob,and Eric from GoAnimate danced to Nick India Dab.We flew to my home,where I browsed Deviantart and then a monster made of hyperrealistic blood,human organs,lamb sos,IKEA Memory Foam,and ice cream killed me.I am now dead
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